smartyshorty!

What's been lost can someday be found

2012-01-31T22:19:00.000-08:00

I like Wait It Out soooooo much that I couldn't stop replaying for the past one week.

Pictures with sis taken on 人日. She looks like a weird monster with barely visible eyebrows haha

CNY

2012-01-29T10:51:00.000-08:00

I was back for CNY break for a week in Malaysia. Settled our first night in the last single room we could get in the tiny yet comfy hotel. (More than we could ever asked for in that little town.) Requested to add a bed as the five of us can't possibly fit in the queen size bed without choking for air. The receptionist told us that would be $18 then we were like "great, that's reaaaaaally affordable" and then we went out for my fav pancakes and my dad's fav chendol! Got back to hotel at 4+ in the afternoon then realised.........the 'bed' added was actually a flimsy mattress with a sheer blanket and all our faces were :O :O :O NO WONDER SO CHEAP HAHAHAHA so I slept on the floor for the night wtf

RAHHHHHHHHHH hugeass greedy monster face

Dad watching Doraemon while waiting for us to get ready to head to Grandma's house. I was so annoyed the whole trip cause I couldn't find any hair dryer any where and had to endure having shitty hideous hair everyday. Hence, Not much pictures of me in this noob chinese new year post. :-/

After spending 2 days at grandma's house doing practically nothing except yawning.....we took a 7hrs ride to my maternal grandpa's house.

This is my 'drooling non-stop' baby cousin. Hallu he likes me haha

So.......I think I received quite a lot of ang paos from those friendly chinese mosquitoes at my grandpa's house. It's raining cats and dogs everyday there so I barely had the chance to go out for a stroll in the jungle. Lol I sound like a barbarian. But no, it's becos my grandpa lives in a 'village' and there's 'jungle' nearby and I like going in there to look at fishes and plants and just take a breather but the monsoon rain ruined my plans and dampened the new year spirits so I was rather grumpy having to stay home everyday. >;{ Finally there was a night that the rain stopped and we caught a midnight 3D movie, The mysterious island. Cool animation but I think the story line a bit predictable. Nemai lah, got things to do to kill time can alr. All the while in M'sia I was either watching Hong Kong drama or playing Top Girl on phone #losergame

Horrendous English for this CNY post because it's 3 in the morning. Zzzzz gonna concuss now. I have got such boring blog.

Snippets

2012-01-28T08:59:00.000-08:00

24 December 2011

Working on Christmas eve sucks and I think I wore the same shirt on two different days. How horrible luck to have such nasty boss that won't let me take leave/pay me double despite me telling her I couldn't work on Christmas. Pui, made me miss all the fun with my cousins.

28 December 2011

(Idk what's with my face either but wtv no pictures to post alr)

Went to shopping at JB, had yummy+cheap sushi at some restaurant and also made a trip down to Johor Premium outlets where we bought nothing..........more flies than things actually sold there. Actually the things there are relatively affordable except that those inconsiderate brats went there and messed up everything. Urgh *exasperated*

6 January 2012

Noms at Sushi Tei *flip flip flip menu* Extremely oishii smoked mentai salmon even thinking of it now makes my stomach rumbles.

13 January 2012

Stay home Black Friday with berries for breakfast in my childish lady bug bed sheet. *ashamed*

Okay I think that's about it. My life has been pretty much the same ever since I quit the job that I worked for erm.....only 2 weeks. ;-) Finally blogging and posting some useless pictures because I found my usb cable. I think this post is really not interesting but Idk, I am really bored and desperately in need of something to occupy myself with.

Bye

A year flew by

2012-01-01T00:11:00.000-08:00

In lightning speed, 2012 approached. 2011 was packed full of sorrows, exhaustion and of course despair. I remembered how I got mild food poisoning (becos I ate too much food) right on the day O level starts. I woke up in wee hours puking non stop but lucky I had some medicine to take it into control. Few days later, I caught some flu bug and forgotten to take my pills so my cold got so bad I used up 3 packets of tissues during Maths paper. I could barely concentrate. I wanted to just give up and sleep but knowing this goddamn certificate I am getting determines my 'future', I dropped that idea. Helplessness swallowed my soul.

Days in the school were the gloomy days. Everything seems so bleak, so faraway. I really hope all these stays in last year. That was the dark, dark period of my life. 365 days went by in a blink of an eye, I'm getting old, I can't take these anymore..............

Some songs that I fell in love with in 2011:

Beach trip

2011-12-04T00:55:00.001-08:00

At a beach near my Grandpa's house. The storm was brewing so we were racing on the beach like mad cows to see who gets on to the car first but the green shirt ah bui kept bullying me by kicking the sand at me so obviously I ended up last.

Didn't wanted to post up these pictures initially but I got really sick and annoyed after the long weary period of seeing all the ugly grad night pictures flood the entire social networking platform (Fb, Twitter etc) and even my no life post (grad night) seems disturbing so I thought I might as well churn up some rubbish. Looking at these pictures, I feel like I really need to shed some weight (tho I didn't gain much but still) and sleeping all day seems to be one of the options...........ZzzZzz

Jobless

2011-11-22T05:39:00.001-08:00

I can't believe I am posting all these up. I swear we can't get any uglier.......or can we!?!??HAHAHAHHA I think being unable to get a well remunerated holiday job drove us insane so we ended up making hideous faces and taking pictures...................oh well. M is now away on a holiday trip and by the time she's back, I'll be away for my holiday trip so that explains why both of us are just wasting our days away. ;-( Till then.

Graduation night

2011-11-17T10:34:00.001-08:00

Some pointless pictures:

^LOUSY photographer. Forever taking pictures from the top and make me look shorter than I actually am. -.-

Woohoo. Final-fucking-ly a FULL STOP to my very miserable life in Yuan Ching!!! *pops champagne* Through out these four years, I have 'transformed' from a sweet lil' girl to a person with rotten personality. ;-) Who to blame? You people lah!

I think with the amount of crap I went thru in Yuan Ching, it really does makes me stronger and of course, more resistant to nonsense. I recalled there were several events in which I feel like these people I was stucked with were really too fucked up that I had the urge to just walk out of the school and never come back but well, I endured!!!!!!!!! I can't believe I really pulled thru and survived this stormy journey!!! -_______- OK ENUF IS ENUF.

Anyway, I have the slightest idea why did I even bothered to attend grad night. The food is horrible, the theme is very cheesy and activities planned were so boring they drove me to tears (yawning too hard). What's more is that we only had like 2 and a half days to get ready so MOST of them look quite meh. I also refused taking pictures with others cause I also look very meh. From what my I observed, there were only around 5 people who looked gorgeous.

Some looked like they are the getai stars, some looked like they can't be bothered, some looked like very hiao aunties with hideous curls, some looked like they wanna rule the god damned world, some looked like they were the parents of the graduating students, some looked like they were wearing yellow stained curtains or table cloths (you decide) and some looked like dirty creatures who picked up trash to smudge all over their faces. YUCK!!!!! That's Graduation Night.

Lucky M and I decided not to stay after the event if not we would be seeing people who are as shallow as the baby pool cry zzz. Oh ya, I still rmb how nasty M and I and some other friends were terrible as primary 6 kids, walking around the school hall after graduation night laughing really really loudly at those losers who were crying their eyes out HAHAHAHA and this obviously enraged most of them. Seriously, I totally don't get why people cry. Going separate ways!?! Got phone can call what cry si mi sai??? If you bothered to keep in contact with your friends then actually there really isn't anything to cry about. *roll eyes so hard it got stuck at the back of my head*

So after grad night M and I decided maybe we should go catch a midnight movie or whatever since I am not tired and still not tired right now at 4.15am but after walking quite a distance to Westmall, we realized it closes at 10pm. WHAT LOSER SHOPPING MALL IS THIS!!!!! The end. Ok actually there's more but I lazy to type. Goodnight and goodbye.

And................................

Now I understand why girls don't wash their hair everyday (Ikr, ewww), it's so much easier to bun everything up!!

P/s. SOLLI MY ENGLIGH BERY BROKEN IN THIS POST.
(I labelled every school related post as 'no life' so this is a no life post.)

Cleared

2011-11-14T06:19:00.001-08:00

I am err not really glad but kind of relieved O's is finally over. Now I could do whatever I want without having to think too much of the consequences. :> On the other note, prom is just a few days away and it's obvious whoever that is organising this isn't thinking much. NO shipping is fast to reach before Wednesday lah zzzz. So pissed and tired I guess I'll just wear a robe there. Also, I hate piling makeup on my face, it makes me feel so dirty and disgusting like a transvestite. OK I am sucha lazy buttock I hate doing things. Wouldn't it be great to just lay in my bed all day everyday and read a book, munch on snacks and watch time pass.............

Red Star Restaurant

2011-10-08T08:03:00.000-07:00

I am a daddy girl.

Last sunday at Red Star Restaurant. Favourite place to have delicious dim sum. Just got a haircut the previous day so I look very cheena with my super black hair. My sis was actually mean enough to call me a cheena dog. -_______-

Suffocation, breathlessness

2011-09-29T05:07:00.000-07:00

Verbal diarrhea:

Typing and backspacing and typing and backspacing again. Fumbling over the appropriate words to use to describe my feelings and finally come to realise that actually I don't know what is going on with me either. It's like some unreachable thoughts within me, some negative energy that is holding me back, hindering my progress. It's somewhat like thoughts at the sea bed. You know it's there but you can't see it, don't get it and would never understand it. Just signs of stress? Allergic reaction to the universe? I don't know but I think it is more like hopelessness? The kind of feeling you get when you are stuck in a scorching hot desert with nothing but 250ml of water and you know for sure you are not going to make it thru. Or maybe the kind of despair and a tinge of fear when you know you are 46, still left on the shelf, already looking sallow and saggy and most likely you are going to spend your rest of your life alone and miserable. Feeling so choked up I no longer know how to breathe----a tactic all living things acquire since birth. Trying to move on, to achieve more, only to realise that sometimes even things that are essential in keeping you alive could be lost in the process too.

All these are wringing me so so dry and I know nobody is there with me to fight this losing battle..

Bits n' pieces

2011-09-17T02:56:00.001-07:00

My kind-of-cute-but-annoying sister blew the candles this thursday and I don't understand why is she still eight years younger than me. :-( My mummy got her a Bakerzin cake and I am a big fan of Bakerzin so I ate so much cake until I am coughing badly. Talk about being a glutton

Anyway, my life has been pretty boring and uneventful and it is all about s-c-h-o-o-l. Zzz. Been so caught up with prelims that I didn't realise that my fringe have grown so long and touseled. I think I am really looking like a porcupine today because I am having such a bad hair day.

那天米雪和我在发牢骚然后.........

米雪:"唉......真不明白为什么我们会和这些人在这个学校"
翠珊:"你想知道为什么吗"
米雪:"嗯...很想"
翠珊:"因为我作孽"

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈我们遭天谴

People help the people

2011-09-01T04:33:00.000-07:00

I wish I have got such beautiful voice so when I wanna scold the crap out of those idiots I can sing instead of scream

I got a new room but the wall is still in the most disturbing shade of green. I want to paint them orange and maybe draw a really fat cat so I can look at it when I couldn't sleep. Can't wait for the trip to Ikea tomorrow I am gonna be back on my mission to becoming a meatttttballllllllllllll *slurps*

Talking to an idiot is tough

2011-08-29T05:01:00.000-07:00

Michelle and I spent our evening trying to knock some sense into an idiot who cannot stop bugging us on the fb. Michelle scolded him few weeks when she finally cannot tolerate his bullshit and we thought it was time we get to enjoy some peace while using fb as he got hurt by our words, curl himself up as a ball and cry like a baby under his blanket. BUT (the biggest 'but' in the world) god knows why he came back today all smiles and sent numerous fb messages to get Michelle's attention once again wtf.

I just happened to logged into Michelle's fb and then this loser came and cannot stop messaging her. I soon got frustrated after ignoring around 4 messages from him so I asked for 'permission' from M to scold the crap out of him. After an hour of fight, I gave up because his stupidity is driving me nuts and Michelle took over instead HAHAHA. In the end, we successfully shut his mouth up but I don't know how long this will last. Maybe he will be back again tomorrow.................

Read on what he has got to say:

Guai lan right this kind of person. Tryna be kind and told us he wanna make friends then after that attempted to insult us. Major Zzzz. I really don't get why people like getting their knickers in a twist. May his arm pit hair be as thick as the lion's maine and stinks so bad that nobody dare to go near him even with a ten feet pole because when they walked pass him they feel like they just walked into a cloud of fart.

My weekend

2011-08-28T23:04:00.000-07:00

Mich and I walked at least 20miles over the weekend. From having lunch at Delifrance bistro to Borderless sales to witnessing a car accident right before my eyes to OM to blueberry+banana chocolate muffins at Chinatown to singing our Ramly burger song to Haji lane to apple and strawberry strudel and finally home. I don't feel my legs with me anymore.

Becoming a meatball

2011-08-19T07:18:00.001-07:00

I ate at least 25meatballs today.....but still feeling kinda grouchy

CHOP CHOP

2011-08-14T00:55:00.000-07:00

HAHAHA cannot resist making ugly faces.
Yesterday I stepped in the salon and asked the barber to chop away at least 7inches of my long hair without second thought and when my sis knew about it, she decided to go on some lousy 'strategic plan' to make me regret for making such impulsive decision by constantly telling me my previous hairstyle looks better. -______________-

Now everyone in my family has straight cut hair yay including Michellesellsseashellontheseashore too cause I am a good friend that gives good advice for her to remove the grass that's growing out from her scalp hahaha

JB

2011-08-10T00:23:00.000-07:00

While everybody was busy displaying patriotism for the country and singing 'In a heartbeat', I went over to JB for some good food and shopping..................and caught the flu bug.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

2011-08-07T05:03:00.000-07:00

Been tumblring my weekend away. Sigh

If only I managed to get those airtix I wouldn't be stuck on this miserable island...
I would have been enjoying the sun and immersing myself in the beauty of nature.
I wish I have a private jet. :-(

http://smartyshorty.tumblr.com

Life as a teen

2011-07-23T07:25:00.000-07:00

My every day routine:

Go school, learnt nothing, listen to teachers' non-stop grumblings,

deal with those that feels all the hate in the world and sees no love,

take crap from idiots that are in serious need of anger management class,

queue for hours just to get some horrible food, endure long hours of lessons,

attend the most unproductive English lesson ever, see how old maid flirts,

smell so much pungent cheap perfume until I wanna puke, witness those brawls,
listen to uglies that cannot shut their mouths up and give everyone peace and
are always laughing at everything anything but not their own screwed faces,

so-stinky-you-can-die body odour everywhere in school, talk with weird accent,

stale sweat rose from everyone's shirt except mine, strings of profanities,

and forever baffled at how a 16 year old can be this immature.

-

2011-06-30T08:18:00.000-07:00

Private joke: YOU AIN'T NO BITCH. LOLOLOLOLOL

It's a colossal waste of time to argue but still.........

2011-06-29T07:01:00.001-07:00

So amused to see an idiot quoting me attempting to insult me and then act like she didn't read my shit. Brainless and your english v v v v v v v extremely bad. Hate people that misuse the word 'whore'. Whore is those that cannot live without a man, just like your 'friend'. She really needs a dick so bad to stay alive? So deprived. Just so you know, I am just damn fucking confident of the way I am, this is confidence, not arrogance. I am just not the type that walks around wearing a smile. Eeee wait why did I even bother to stoop so low and tryna talk sense into this abomination? Maybe I pity you. :-( I have never had anything against you but since you are so lifeless, I shall then take a minute of my life to just 'entertain' you pitiful soul.

God gave you an ugly face because your heart is even uglier. Maybe you should eat your make up to make you pretty on the inside. Oh and I know I am good at debating but I don't really enjoy blogging nasty things HAHAHA. Stay pretty. x

p/s. You know nuts about me, or my friendssssssss. -______________-" Oh and I have both my mummy and daddy Lol

Tippy toe

2011-06-22T04:01:00.000-07:00

Caught Mr popper's penguins at the cinema this noon. The popcorn tasted real bad so I was busy gobbling my Mos burger before the show starts hehehe. It was a hilarious show and the whole cinema hall was roaring with laughter, totally a perfect way for me to pick up my spirits before school starts. I don't like Mr popper's daughter, she's mean to her dad and ugly and bitchy and desperate and seems to have severe split personality I cannot stop rolling my eyes at her. Hate teenagers that don't appreciate their parents, it always hurt me so bad whenever I witness children being rude to their daddy or mummy.

MEHHHHHHHHHHHH my holiday is almost over... :-(

Shopping day

2011-06-21T08:23:00.000-07:00

Finally went on a decent shopping trip.

You like my duck face? :>

M:"Eeyer why the designers like to sew pockets infront of the boobs? So ugly."
Me:"Cause nowadays a lot of whores. The pockets are for tiko to put tips."
M:"Oh that's great v considerate."
Me:"Ya and the tiko will go 'I give you tips you give me tits'."

HAHAHAHAHA I think we both make the worst conversation ever.

Crazy frog brothers

2011-06-20T10:26:00.000-07:00

HAHAHA I think they are sooooo cute.

I watched both videos at the same time and it is so friggin' amazing how human beings grow from a tiny pea in the mummy's womb to a BFG (big fat giant). HAHAHA have a great week ahead before the hell starts all over again. x

My dad

2011-06-19T09:35:00.000-07:00

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY

So my dad was yabbering non stop in the car about those casino and how fascinating they can be....

Just as I received a text from the noob, I unwittingly replied "It's casino" instead of "It's okay" and was totally clueless about what ridiculous text I sent until I was told. I then told my dad and mum and sis and everyone else in the car (ok actually only 5 of us) the stupid thing I did and everyone laughed so hard that they ended up gasping for air and that is the end of my dad's HAPPY father's day.

I am so depressed because my holiday is lame...

2011-06-08T07:25:00.001-07:00

So I am eating excessively everyday to kill my boredom. #fat

Bored.

2011-06-07T04:35:00.000-07:00

MyholidayisgettingsoboringthatIstarteddoingsenselessthingsIknowthiswholestringofwordsdoesntseemstomakesensebut

IamtoolazytopressthespacebarokIshallgodrinkcerealandgettobedalreadyitisnowsevenfiftyfourgoodnightgonnasleepforever.

小时候的我

2011-06-02T04:07:00.000-07:00

I guess it's just part and parcel of life that people grow up and grow apart.

Remember how me and my cousin used to talk all day long and play all kind of silly games and we never seems to get sick of spending so much time tgt. But now that we're all grown up, we don't even utter a word when we see each other...............irony

Life filled with sorrows

2011-05-18T02:29:00.000-07:00

I have had my comeuppance.
Everything about school just makes me dread tomorrow.

Maybe all I could do now is to wallow in the valley of despair. x

I need help

Skinny love

2011-05-10T20:55:00.000-07:00

I wish I can have some rose tea now.
The weather has been so scorching hot I actually feel myself sizzling.

Tao's

2011-05-09T05:01:00.000-07:00

4 starters. 4 salads. 4 soups. 4 main entrees. 4 desserts. 4 beverages.

Love how every type of tea taste so unique and refreshing, sending the dread of starting a new week miles away. I especially love the iced rose apple tea, so calming and fragrant. Everything was so delicious and I guess my vocabulary is too shallow to put them in the perfect words. Mondays should be this way, no blues just joy. Definitely going back soon, probably after all the exams shit. x

Monday blues

2011-04-25T03:19:00.000-07:00

You like my large nostrils and wobbly tummy?? :>

I hate NAPFA, hate to endure the stench of stale sweat till I get dismiss at 1600hr.

I am sucha loser that everytime I'll just get fed up and give up halfway thinking

"Running is for retards. I am NOT going to run anymore." and then end up failing by 40secs.

I don't wanna do this no more. Girls are not cut out for running. *insist my perception on you all*

2011-04-24T04:12:00.000-07:00

What can I even do to make people think the world of me?
I don't need countless of "what's wrong", I just want people to hear my cries.

Hilarious

2011-04-23T04:48:00.000-07:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This totally cracked me up. Saw it on Michelle's blog and I couldn't help but to embed this because I have this tendency to watch it over again and over again. At first I thought it was junk so I didn't watched it but after seeing it again I decided maybe I should. OMFG this is the funniest thing I have ever came across!! I was laughing so hard that I was literally pausing the video and gasping for air.

Japanese woman:"Were you little baby when you was borned?"
Adele:"Err yep"
Japanese woman:"when when when you came out of her body, you were singing?"

Say whuutttttttttt? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. It would definitely be ten times funnier if Michelle's around. *wipes tears*

The handburger

2011-04-22T04:14:00.000-07:00

It has been months since I last felt so bloated with happiness. :>

Being an absolute gluttonous pig, I can't help but to say that yummy FOOD definitely makes me happy! Savoury burgers with heavenly chunky fries. (I love fries especially really fat ones, like me!) What's more to ask for after being able to enjoy such a delectable meal? We spent around 2hours trying to finish it everything but goodness, that was already 5 times more of what I usually consume for a meal so I wasted quite a bit pfft.

Anyway, I think it's gonna be our favourite hangout place from now on because even at the thought of it my shirt is soaked with my saliva. HAHAHA

A year older

2011-04-21T01:47:00.000-07:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

She definitely doesn't know how to take decent photos. :>

Lucky my phone's wrecked if not there would surely be more. Lol

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Michellesellsseashellontheseashore. ♥

We can watch NC16 movie together alr but I think R21 would be more thrilling HAHA

Thank you for always making my day with your nonsense

(Oh and tolerating my horrible temper *bury my head in embarrassment*)

Love you!

Nom Nom

2011-04-17T07:59:00.000-07:00

The meat is just there to gross you out. It's from my thighs btw.

So that's our cooking session. Michelle's curry turns out bitter cause I kept biting on the ginger bits while my tomato and orange soup turns out tasting like sourplum soup hahaha. The crumble which I baked was the most successful with all the organic oats and raspberries (all my fav!) so I ate half of it. :>

School

2011-04-09T23:50:00.000-07:00

OK finally the thing that I looked forward to least is overrrr.
Sports day was not as horrible as last year but pointless still. Just imagining the scorching sun and polluted air makes me gag. So apparently everywhere you go in the stadium, stale sweat follows as it roses from everyone's shirt. *hopefully not mine* Reward for the day after being under for more than 5 hours was...........sunburnt. My sis almost thought I put on blusher HAHAHA. Resembles more like monkey's ass imo. As ugly and vain as ever (talk about the irony), I left my drink in the freezer overnight so I could enjoy them there. Which bimbo is smarter than me!?! None.

Watching people camwhore was the most entertaining during sports day but......I realised that people love me too much to even thoughtfully include us in the pictures. Stole the above when using facebook to see all screwed faces while running haha. Obviously there are more unglam pics of me lah but how could I possibly ruin my memory of the BEAUTIFUL sports day.

The end. Thank whoever that went an extra mile to take pictures for us, love ya! *sorry too self absorbed*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA some people just amuse me endlessly.

Lesbian couple

2011-03-27T03:53:00.000-07:00

Ok I know what you are thinking...
Received numerous stares (especially from guys) just because we wore similar shirts or in their sense, couple shirts. In case you're wondering what's up with us, yup I am the girly one Michelle's the manly one.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YUCK!

Michelle:"I am so tired I can't think straight!"
Me:"WHAT!? Are you going to..........." *scream and run away*
Michelle:"What the fuck.."

It's holiday!

2011-03-12T21:14:00.000-08:00

Let's stay thru the night, view facebook, inspired and be ugly!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NC16

2011-03-07T03:14:00.000-08:00

this dress-like-a-bitch-woman loves snapping ugly pictures of me i.e. while I'm chewing and tells me I look okay. :{

OK DONE! Feels accomplished.
I can't believe I so OLD-leh-dy!!

Last

2011-02-26T21:21:00.000-08:00

Cross Country þ
Flag Day þ

I am so glad they are over. Cross country was exhausting. The school delayed the event for 2 hours saying that there was lightning alert and all this crap came to a stop at around 5pm, they decided to let us run. Ridiculous as it seems, the lightning alert was still on which means that we wasted 2 hours of my life sitting in the hall while they blast "music". It's not even melodious ok but that's not the point. When I finally managed reach the damn finish line IT STARTED POURING. Nuts. I guess the sky was happily cheering for me and the heavy rain was tears of joy. -_- Yea, I walked half of the journey and jogged for the rest. Exercising is just so NOT my thing.

Flag day was well the same old thing---disorganized. Waited for more than 2 hours to queue for the bag. Oh God, time is precious! The school kids were scattered all around Singapore begging for donations and half of which that I approached gave me a flat 'NO'. It just makes me look so annoying to be standing on the buzzing street and getting in others' way when everyone was practically rushing for time. Pfft and the thing I got most were stares. Had the privilege of leaving early for my classes which is hmm....good. I think I only managed to get 10 bucks or maybe lesser. One of the lady at the collection point even sneered at me for returning the bag at such early hours and man, how could she even think that that was easy when she was just standing around doing nothing!? Common thinking.

That's all but I guess there's more to come?

CSI: The Experience

2011-02-20T05:30:00.000-08:00

(tried to get the rope out of the loop by looping this over that and that over this but apparently I am too dumb for this so.....FAIL.)

(hope this makes you giddy hehehehehe)

So yes. We went there on the last day of the exhibition and it totally disappoint us. Got extremely fed up queuing and squeezing thru the crowd. STUPID. The air-con there is so weak with really bad ventilation so there's like faint smell of bad breath and body odour hanging in the air. STUPIDx2. 3 crime scenes specially designed for idiots and the advertisement made it look so fascinating. WOW! *insert sarcastic font* So thankful I don't have to pay if not I am gonna hit the roof. Lucky we kinda had a lil fun around the science centre messing with kiddy stuffs before we head home. :> On a side note, tomorrow is Monday!!!!! *runs around screaming*

Why blend in when I can stand out......with my fat belly.

2011-02-19T06:28:00.000-08:00

WHENEVER LOOK INTO THE MIRROR,
I DANCE TO SEE MY FATS WOBBLE!
"BOING BOING BOING" SHAKE FATS SHAKE
I wonder who's stupid enough to be straining their eyes reading this.
TEEEE HEEEEE I AM SO FRIGGIN' LAME.

I am going to CSI.THE EXPERIENCE tomorrow!
OK BYE

How's life?

2011-02-16T06:39:00.000-08:00

Still the same old me, just fatter and uglier as days go by.
I am starting to hate the school more and more.
Hate how we are being treated like primary school kids. Hmph
Hate how people think we are too young to decide things on our own.
Sometimes I have the urge to tell them: "Sir.............I am already 16 please."

p.s. I didn't know my pictures were so blurry. Opps

Tired

2011-02-12T01:10:00.000-08:00

One of the pictures taken during new year so it had been like err.........

2 months already and I have yet transfer the photos from camera to computer. :/

Praying and hoping everyday that 2011 will be over soon seems really pointless.

It's only the second month in school and I am already barely breathing.

Sick of school, sick of going home at such late hours and sick of all those stinky kids.

I hope all this will end real soon. I wanna be back on Earth, not Hell.

I miss leading a life. x

Awkward moments

2011-01-22T21:09:00.000-08:00

It's awkward when you have to have a meal together with someone you're not really close with.
It's awkward when I was laughing at a joke and someone caught me, thinking that I was smiling to her.
It's awkward when I grumble in class and got overheard by my classmates.
It's awkward when my tummy growl like I haven't had my meals for days.
It's awkward when I mispronounced a word and got caught by a smart-aleck.
It's awkward when I can't balance myself on the public transport and I looked like a dancing elephant.
It's awkward when I am all smug walking past my enemy and I accidentally tripped and fell, flat on my face.
It's awkward when someone sounded really incoherent and you must fake a smile and pretend you're not judging.
It's awkward when I was in daze and others thought I was scrutinizing them.
It's awkward when people praise you for being pretty when you know you totally look like crap.
It's awkward when you were called upon by the teacher while you're lost in your dreamland and your ears just burn itself red within seconds.

It's awkward when I see my blog still stuck in the last day of 2010 when the second month of 2011 is already arriving in no time.

The last few days of 2010

2010-12-31T03:45:00.000-08:00

24/12/2010 -- 25/12/2010 ♥

28/12/2010 -- 30/12/2010 ♥
and when we're bored at home, this is what we do:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. We laughed so hard looking at our screwed faces. Lol we're childish just like that.

We are the donkey look alike. :>

Spending your time

2010-12-19T01:14:00.000-08:00

So............I was cooped up at home sulking because everyone decided that maybe I should be left alone on this pathetic Sunday. I was furiously tweeting some shit on Twitter while feeling extremely pissed off and loserish to be having no plans at all on a Sunday. Here comes the main objective of the post:

A conversation sparked up when my friend read the my tweets complaining how bored I am on a Sunday with no shopping companion and I guess this friend thought "wow maybe I should go find out what happened, maybe there's some juicy gossip hehehe" and so, we had a little exchange on our opinions and perceptions towards friends that dislike shopping which goes about this post. I was saying that I don't need friends that doesn't go shopping at all and initially, this friend of mine strongly disagreed and said it's all outta their freedom to not like going shopping but I guess I kinda managed to convince him later on that this kind of friends do not really deserve our friendships.

You know there are this type of people whom you befriend that don't do frequent shopping and rejects you profusely whenever you ask them on a shopping date? And for those that had been thru this, it can be annoying as hell. This kinda friends would provide you with a shit loads of excuses to not be out e.g. I want to sleep in today, I want to watch my favourite drama tonight, I just want to stay home and play computer games, I don't enjoy shopping, I am kinda broke now etc. Here's probably a line you could advise them:"OH I hope you have bed sores b'cos you slept too much, blind from watching too much television, dislocated your wrist from intensive keyboard usage, go naked on streets since you hate shopping and die of hunger b'cos you're so poor."

If they chose any of the above over you, you can somehow tell they don't deserve you at all. They'd rather waste their time on a computer/television than to spend it with you and this just shows how little you mean to them, definitely lesser than a non living thing. Really, from this little act of them you can easily infer they don't even care enough to fork out some time n spend it with you. Even if you hate shopping, do it for your friends, accompany them and take it as a form of exercise or a way of catching up with them. Is this really that hard?

What's worse than not being able to go out with them is that despite taking the initiative to ask them out, you got rejected coldly. It's double fuck I tell you. You shed some of your pride, muster up your courage, go ahead asking them out and all you got in return was a flat NO. You know how hurting would it be especially for a shy person like me? :( HAHAHA just kidding. But hey, rejection really hurts and some what piss ppl off so even if you really wanna be an asshole and reject, do it in a nicer way lah. Apologise and tell them kindly you don't want to be out instead of saying NAH in their face.

And yup, I guess spending quality time with your friends or family certainly shines greater in comparison to idolizing someone who don't even know you exist infront of your computer. Get your butts moving and go shopping with your loved ones now!

LOL THAT'S ALL. WHAT A LONG SHITTY POST. Pardon me for any expression errors b'cos this post is so long I didn't proofread at all.

Dinner at Putein

2010-12-17T06:28:00.000-08:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

It's weekend and shopping again!! OH how I love my life.

04/12/2010 -- 11/12/2010 part3

2010-12-15T05:53:00.000-08:00

04/12/2010 -- 11/12/2010 part2

2010-12-13T04:09:00.000-08:00

Mushroom farm for lunch and to outdoor theme park for a few rides (pictures not with me yet) b'cos express tickets were sold out n we got too exhausted queuing for rides. And highlight of the day: scrumptious dinner at Ah Yat Abalone Restaurant.

Yummy food hehehe. Sadly I was down with sorethroat that day so I didn't really enjoyed my meal. Dined there a few times and I think their birdnest egg tarts are supa delicious! So sorethroat make me lose appetite I instantly lose like half kg within days.

04/12/2010 -- 11/12/2010 part1

2010-12-12T02:11:00.000-08:00

Ok. That's pretty bout all at Kuala Selangor. It's funny how I only appeared once when this blog is filled full with so many pictures. That was because I was the 'camera man' (mummy calls me that) and I was only captured in another camera which pictures have yet to be sent to me. Alright I shall continue again tmr. xx

28 November 2010

2010-12-01T08:54:00.000-08:00

massive camwhoring while caught in traffic congestion for 2hours at S'pore checkpoint.

Attended this wedding lunch(?) of both 17year old teens.

Yes you read it right, seven-friggin'-teen-year-old and they are already parents of a month old babygirl!! So yeah, looked so bad that day b'cos I was just back from my grandpa's house and had only a few hours of sleep before I set off to JB for their wedding lunch at noon. Hence, you shouldn't be scrutinizing my ultra dark eye circles. :(

Short getaway

2010-11-28T23:49:00.000-08:00

Trip to grandpa's house dated 23/11/2010-27/11/2010

snapping pointless photos + humming to David Foster's tracks that is on replay + banana hoody = how I spent my 8hours in car

golden brown goreng pisang made with deliciously sweet bananas.

love it when the sky is overwhelmed with grey clouds and looks like it's falling.

raining = can't head to the beach = sian face x100000000 (see, life is a cycle)

my aunt looked like the yellow angry bird here. HAHAHAHAHA I can't stop laughing at this.

7+hours spent in car all the way to this little fish market.

Mummy bought a humongous fish with plenty of seafood to commence the start of our pigging out session! The fish was so fresh from the sea (Lol not from the oven) it splatters blood when the it's being sliced it open. *gasp in amazement*

So everyday we'll just wake up in late morning, have our simple yet delicious breakfast, out for the beach or to nearby kinda classy shopping mall and spend our time bowling/sipping coffee and gossiping at starbucks/shopping in the supermarket and then we'll go have our lunch at secret recipe and back home for grandma's fantastic food.

I love this little village by the countryside. xx

Here's what to do for a lazy Saturday:

2010-11-19T02:50:00.000-08:00

(If can't view, click here)
Just look at her expressions! ROFLMFAO
I've decided to just be a HAIRY BUSH WOMAN.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hope this brightens up your day! xx

I love everything that I have got

2010-11-14T04:19:00.000-08:00

CLICK HERE CLICK HERE!

Life has been a bore since god knows when.
Everyone is like out there working n earning a few bucks while I stay home lazing around. Been going to town and fleas and shopping malls and town and fleas and shopping malls and.......

I AM FINALLY GOING M'SIA the next next week and the week after!!!
I miss my grandparents so muchie muchie muchie! <3
So anw, for this damn holiday imma practically shopping and shopping. Zzz

I am SO gonna be back from m'sia with a few pounds of fats gained yay so excited I can't wait especially shopping in KL! I love my grandpa's house more than Genting b'cos they live in the coolest kampong with really nice people and super yummy food so much more delicious than those serve in local restaurants here!!
You know what? If you have read till this point you're definitely lifeless because this is sucha meaningless post!

Before I go, I found sth in my photo album...........

taken in 2005 HAHAHAHAHAHA.

taken in 2007 on the way to my grandpa's house HAHAHAHA.

At the beach just10mins away. LOL

I was so fugly even photoshop can't help! HAHA

I just tried smiling wide in the mirror and I got no idea how I smile so wide last time LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

I know I am fugly still.

The end of the pointless post. Cya.

Finally a day out

2010-10-31T23:14:00.001-07:00

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Lol do we look alike? In an ugly way hehe.

Out with M on Saturday to fleas. 2 fleas in exact but blah, it was kinda boring. Been so so long since I last feel happy. I wanna try sth fun. Not sex please don't tryna think dirty. Like....hmmm....err...mmmm....uh.....nothing fun here. My enthusiasm for life is starting to wane. Lack of achievements, lack of entertainments.

BOTEJYU

2010-10-29T19:44:00.001-07:00

24/10/2010, Sunday

WE. KNOW. WE. ARE. CUTE. LOL
This is the worst thing I have ever tasted. All charred and bitter. EEK. To give 'em some credits, they serve nice cool soda though.

17th anniversary

2010-10-16T20:46:00.000-07:00

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥16/10/2010♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

All faces screwed b'cos they rather munch on peanuts than take photos!

"Happy 17th Anniversary Daddy n Mummy! ♥♥♥ You both make the cutest couple ever. xoxo" --twitter @cuishann

Dined at Long Beach Seafood Restaurant, East Coast to celebrate daddy's n mummy's 17th anniversary. :) I am not a fan of seafood but, MmmMmmMm the chilli crab is finger lickin' good I don't mind dirtying my hands for that. :> And..I love you daddy n mommy. Hope we can all grow old tgt and celebrate your 100th wedding anniversary like we always do hahahahaha.

Ok. The end and happily ever after................♥

Teppanyaki at some idk what hill

2010-10-01T23:15:00.000-07:00

dated 25/09/2010
I don't like saving photos in my picture folders b'cos it seems like I'll just delete it one day.
And yup, some poorly taken photos. Hope it wouldn't hurt your eyes.

Sorry, I was like going to blink and my sis snapped so tadah!!! Ugly shot. Whatever.

Lovin' their salmon there. It's so yummy and fresh. It was supposed to be one person per piece but I had 4!!! Everyone loves me hahaha.

ERRRRRRRR. Superman? LOL blurry pic b'cos he can't stop dancing around to show off his "cape". -_-

~~Blogger lousy picture uploader died halfway so till here.~~ Gonna be back once exam is over and my partying starts woohoo! Lol

Our plain silly conver in our boring school life

2010-09-21T06:21:00.000-07:00

HI!!!!!

Feels great to be back tapping on the keyboard for some senseless post again after sucha long break from computer. So yeah, talk about my life? Well school school and school. I feel so fortunate to not have a friggin' CCA! This directly means I can be spend a day lesser in school every week. Which some nerds strongly disagree b'cos they think I am screwing my own life. BUT, DON'T BE JUDGING.

Anw, back to school, best define as MUNDANE. I am so bored I can talk about every random thing that struck my mind while I day dream in class. So that day, like a few days back?...we talked about some cryptic stuffs. It's so hilariously lame you gotta read on!

Me: "I want my future house to be extraordinarily CLEAN and no trace of dust should be seen."

Her: "WOW. Like that I will always go your place and mess it up! Hehehe"

Me: "When my house is that clean I won't let anyone in! BOO HOO!" *Smug

Her: "I don't care. I will bring a lot of tidbits like potato chips and drop all the crumbs around your house and
soon ants will infest your home." *Evil laughters

Me: "NVM. I will bring caramel popcorn to your house and laugh in a super exaggerated way while watching a lame show and pretend to drop all the popcorn accidentally." *Laugh even louder

Her: *LOL. "It's ok. I will then revenge by bringing dough ice cream to treat you and you will get diarrhea after eating." *Laughs like an old wicked witch

Me: "WTF YOU SUPER EVIL! I'll stuck a cork in my asshole when I have non-stop diarrhea and cab to your house."

Her: "EWWWWWWWWWW." *Chuckled

Me: "Then when I arrive at your house, I'll pull out the cork and you can enjoy my freshly made diarrhea champagne!! Your house will then be flood with my watery shit and you can have a great time scooping up from the floor. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

HER = MICHELLE (in case you're too dumb to figure out)
So after that we laughed for a good 10 times till my hand shivers and I can't write properly or draw a stright line. It's funny how retarded we can actually get. :-) I don't think there will be any other soul on Earth that would be able to converse with me so stupidly hahaha.

The dough ice cream thing was actually what we talked about earlier on. The delicious looking ice cream that we usually see in advertisements are actually made from dough to give it a 'layer-kinda-appearance' so it looks appealing enough to attract people who can't resist temptations i.e. ME. They used dough in ads b'cos pure ice cream can't give the effect they want by not melting in such a terribly warm weather. Worldwide. Global warming huh. Oh so that makes the ice cream look more visually appealing and hopefully more greedy pigs will be deceived.

And ya, this pretty sums up my post. I can't believe I am still giggling over my lame joke while typing it out here. To whoever that is reading this now, I hope you have a fun and blessed week! I know mine is not gonna be b'cos tests and final year exams are coming up!!!!!!!!! *flinch

Universal Studios Singapore

2010-09-11T07:16:00.000-07:00

07/09/2010, Tuesday

HAHAHAHAHA! Funny shots. I accidentally turned on the flash and grandma got her face screwed up. Mummy was going: "aiya your grandma a lot of pattern one..." and I snapped so...hahaha.

SPOT KUNGFU PANDA! Supa kawaii. See the long queue I have to queue to take pictures with him. Still queued anw but my photo turned out mad hideous so not posting!! :(

LOL!! Cute.

Waiting enthusiatically to begin our 4D adventure. NICE! :)

Ya you got it right. My sis' autism acts up when the weather is humid and warm. :)

The 'fake-a-smile' gang.

YAY MY HAIR IS FRIGGIN' MESSY N I LOOK SUPER UGLY, as usual.

Loving my tiny cute pens hehehe.

The sun was scorching and our shirts were all soaked with sweat but we still had endless fun. :) Everyone was like zombified because all walked around frowning while sweating profusely. (Thanks to the burning weather) Took almost every single ride except for a few that were still closed. I feel death when I got on the Revenge of the Mummy, really not recommended for weak hearted. Plunging into total darkness is extremely scary, I felt like I almost flew away!! My screams were so loud and ear piercing it actually hurt my own ears LOL.

Singapore flyer

2010-09-06T03:16:00.000-07:00

05/09/2010, Sunday

...............

So. My grandpa and grandma went back and my granddad and grand-mum flew over! (err confusing arh) Ok simply put, my maternal grandparents is with me now teehee. :) (I love 'em more compared to paternal ones, opps) And yup we went to the Singapore flyer and I was having a bad hair day so I clipped up my fringe, I looked like shit and I can't bring myself to post any more of my pictures. Just a short ride but I had fun taking ugly/weird photos of everyone though hehehehehehe. Gonna head down to Universal Studio tmr weeeeeeeeee! Check back for pictures. xoxo

p/s. I wish I look prettier, skinnier, taller.

First time cooking at home

2010-08-21T04:46:00.000-07:00

Great workout this noon. Had a long and hard time cleaning up the mess. :<
Erm..I am kinda ashamed to say that I baked banana soy muffin which apparently looks like some chinese 发糕/rocks/potatoes!?!? (Michelle baked chocolate chipdel, quite yums) Appearance fail but it tasted rather okay. I love my supposedly to be yaki udon with mushrooms, which eventually became yaki beehoon with mushrooms?? I was actually told that there are no halal udon in the market!?!? Didn't know it till that day. So anw, all my dishes are super healthy lah. No pork less oil less salt less sugar a lot of veggies. YAY!

I screwed up my life a little way too much

2010-08-20T11:25:00.000-07:00

On pensive nights like this, I just see the need to get up for a little while to type out my (insert some adjective here) thoughts.

Remember the days when I was still young and vibrant, I enjoy going to school so much. I can't wait to get up early everyday just that I could spend more time with my friends and classmates. We played, fought, messed around and got into different kinds of troubles each and every week. Listening to scoldings by teachers seem to be our favourite sort of music back then. We were so united that we will nv push the blame to any single one when we got lectured. And...I secretly love the feeling of being scolded b'cos I know, I will never be the only one. ♥ Lovely people are always there by my side. Everything just seems to be so funny n happy with them around.

There was a period of time during my primary school life that I wanted to cry so badly b'cos of this particular teacher. My form teacher was actually not on very good terms with this teacher which eventually led us to a series of unhappy episodes. Our class was always picked at, humiliated and shamed in front of the whole level. That was when we were at primary 6---a time where pride meant so friggin' much to us. I remembered my parents writing a complain email to the principal b'cos I was being scolded(tgt with my classmates lah) for being 'mentally handicapped', 'nothing better than a monkey' and 'useless bunch of idiots' when we arrived 'late' just so that we walked behind her. I felt so fucking hurt as that's the first time I heard such nasty things from an adult which of course, gave me a shock. I always thought adults were logical thinking ppl and they definitely know what are the things should or not be said. Well...people do prove me wrong sometimes.

We played poker everyday after PSLE and that's the period of time I loved most! I used to be very close with a stupidly funny classmate. We threw lollipop into others' bags, sprayed water at Mr Wee's 'kuku' to make it seem like he peed on pants (he didn't even realised wtf!!), 'bully' ppl by hitting their head with a stupid plush, splashed water at each other when we got nth better to do, locked blur sotongs in toilets, do stupid handsigns, played with gatsy hairgel, and impersonated RAIN. (the stupid trend back then haha, awww) No matter how much scoldings I got or how depressed I am, I can easily got over it with our lame ol' jokes. Honestly, I miss those fun. :( I wouldn't have longed to get out of 'hell'. I wouldn't have longed to graduate and innocently thought that we would still be as close. I wouldn't have 'act so strong' to not shed a single drip of tear on the day of graduation---they definitely worth them all!

Thinking back now, I feel so lousy. For not cherishing those precious moments, for not knowing that the amount of fun we had were actually A LOT. After I got into secondary school, I became super anti-social knowing that the people there were no longer so down to earth, not so friendly, not so 'pure'. People no longer come to you just b'cos they wanted to be your friends, they came b'cos they wanna have tons of friends just so that they won't have no one to turn to help when they are in need. Superficial aren't they? I got so disgusted.

Soon after, I got into Scouts!!! That is when the greatest nightmare begins. I cried when Michelle told me I was in Scouts. (This is a secret, I nv told anyone I cried b'cos of that. :( ) I wanted desperately a transfer to be in some media/performing arts CCA but still stayed after being persuaded for a while. Hate myself for being so easily persuaded sometimes. I got some issues with myself, I can't bear to reject people. So when I was in Sec 1 (some vague memories here), my life was mainly revolved around my CCA. Trying out new things forever seems so fun to me. Before I even realised, I grew to love Scouts. This surprised myself. I met some nice people which I got along quite well in Scouts and just like in primary school, we fooled around and got punished tgt. Such great feeling. :) Happy moments flies, I got promoted to sec 2 shortly after.

Most ppl that I got along well with are generally seniors. They soon left and I felt damn lost. I got no idea how I would survive without the pillars of strength. Knowing that I got no one to cheer me on when I fail really sucks. I endured for a month or so and gave up in the end. I couldn't tolerate being the 'odd one out' in there anymore. I hate to socialise, hate to approach the juniors, hate to start a damn conversation with ppl I don't even know. I requested to leave. I had a talk with Sir which ended up pretty upsetting. Although he approved me to quit but I wasn't happy. I know I was so fucking disrespectful towards him during the talk and regretted for giving that intolerable attitude of mine when he was so nice to not raise his voice at me. Me, being as spoilt as ever, can't give a damn about how pleasant he was to me. I didn't apologised for that b'cos I didn't have the courage to and I don't know how should I approach that matter.

Fading away, I sink into my own world. I dread going to school. Got rather close with some classmates after that but for no exact reason, we fell out. I got so bloody morbid about life that time, I had no one to hang around with, I got no one to talk to, the ones that I trusted so much just walked away so all I could do was just...studying to kill time. Which is kinda good too. Then again, I am now a sec 3 student. I hate my class. They were super childish and roundy and forever disrupting lessons. The school got stringent and do a thorough attire check everyday. I became rebellious b'cos I was always call upon. At that time, I know how it feels to face the music all by myself with no more sweeties around me. I HATE school. I skipped school as and when I liked b'cos everyday I would just be home sad, angry or disappointed after a day full of insults. Teachers are telling me to transfer school b'cos I didn't wear a high enough socks!? Nobody understood me and all I could do was to cry myself to sleep. My parents even took in the teachers' lies that my skirt was super short when I didn't even bloody fold it!? No souls on the earth trusted me, even my beloved parents don't. I hate every creature on earth.

The matter ceased as time flies. As I thought I could focus on studies, people find troubles with me. I can't write what I feel. I merely wanted to be understood. I can't find my soulmate. :( Then, every word caused unhappiness. Thus, I decided not to care too much, not to feel too much, not to be so full of emotions and just let my soul quietly die one day. Anw, I guess everything is all fine and well now? Through all this, I learnt a simple lesson in life which is that: Nonchalant attitude towards life always win.

Just a moment of thoughts, I am ready to sleep now. I am NOT depressed, I don't need to be counselled.
G'night people, have a great weekend! ♥

p/s. I think I broke a lot of hearts while I got mine broken too. If one day I were to apologise, my sorry notes would go a longgggg list.

Back in a little while.

2010-08-16T05:20:00.000-07:00

Should I blog? Been busy like a beeeeeee.
School's been a bore but surprisingly today is kinda fun. :>
Ok maybe I should only blog when I got sth to talk about.
Something to talk about = nice stuffs!?
*Glares at the manipulative loads of ppl, punches nearby uglies.

HMM HMM HMM. Maybe you can view my tumblr if you're too bored?
OR....click on my ads to exercise your fingers? Yay nice idea!
Alright bye lovelies. Follow me on twitter for craps. Miss me okeh! xoxo

I wanna scream at the top of my lungs

2010-08-11T01:59:00.000-07:00

--LOL, saw this at tumblr. Speak my thoughts out.

View my tumblrrrrrrrrr.
Not gonna speak so much lest I got picked at again.
Let the pictures do the work. hehehe
Have a great week darlingssss! Love ya. x

LALALALALALALA

2010-08-08T08:16:00.000-07:00

Spent our sunday in town walking most of our time away. *yawns*

(my front camera makes me look like shit. GAH)
...

Bye.

boring day.

2010-07-24T07:30:00.000-07:00

Yup. this is the photo of the day.
Real small b'cos I act cute. ok actually it's cause I think I look mad haggard without sleeping well for a day thru the whole of this week and I am super self conscious with how I look. My eye bags weigh 10000000kg. It's so heavy that even sumo can't lift it up. Enough I know I am typing rubbish. BYE. so my day went:flea @homeclub, cp, haji lane, bugis street.SUCKS. but I managed to get a bottom and a top at flea. ok g'night darlings.

my all time favourite cartoon movie

2010-07-21T06:49:00.000-07:00

I know my burger smells rotten but school life is really BORING.

Look at this it totally brighten up my day!

HAHAHAHAHA. I think I should too!

This is so cute. :>

yummiest burger.

2010-07-16T23:55:00.000-07:00

THIS IS EXTREMELY YUMMY!!

I think those that stays around Jurong area should really go and try it. Okay I don't know why am I advertising this without getting paid but it's the only thing in the whole estate that will make me sit down in a food court and have my meal. erm I always packet food home b'cos I personally think that food court/hawker centre are dirty/unhygienic. :o reason why it's so delicious: the cheesy beef burger is so cheesy (LOL), vegetables are all crunchy and when you bite, juice oozes out. the burger is soft and fluffy, not at all dry or taste like flour. also, the chef used to work at a hotel. *nom nom nom nom nom. This definitely beats burgers at Mos Burger(my favourite fast food restaurant), Carls In, Subway, KFC and Macdonalds is nothing compared to this.

Skillets at Block 496, Jurong West Ave 1.

10th July 2010

2010-07-11T03:44:00.001-07:00

you just got to try how best fries forever taste. it's so friggin' yummy! I KID.

it's only a dream, i know it wouldn't happen.

2010-06-22T10:27:00.000-07:00

just a few days ago, i dreamt of sth terrible.
i dreamt that my parents got spilt up b'cos of one china woman. i was so disappointed and mad with my dad that i asked for a meet up with the third party tgt with daddy and mummy. they agreed and i was obviously siding my mummy. we met up on our car. i was feeling suicidal b'cos i have nv expected my dad to be so unfaithful. soon, i lost control when i saw the china woman b'cos she is supa fugly and i was really pissed with my daddy's lousy taste. (WTF) then, as I saw dad treating the woman damn gently and sounded just like a tiny mouse, i went bonkers. I went forward to slap the woman for countless times while mummy sat there crying. I then carried on with series of crazily violent acts. I pulled out all the woman's hair, striped her naked to let dad see how ugly her figure is (hahahahaha), hoping that he'll wake up. having seen daddy still trying hard to defend the ugly woman, i took out all the weapons i brought along. (walau why i so organised one!? want kill her also plan until so well hahaha) I hit her head with a large bat until her brain juices oozes out, took out my chopper and chop her into million pieces and happily mince her meat until it fits just nice into her slutty red handbag................i was laughing so loudly.

i don't know why i dreamt of that. too stress over the piles of undone assignments i guess, i thought i needed sth to let my emotions out. and to daddy: now you know how scary i can get when i found out you're involve in an extramarital relationship huh. *chuckles.

holiday trip to Pulau Redang

2010-06-21T10:56:00.000-07:00

last part for the holiday trip. awwwwwwwwwww boohoohoo.
rise and shine. tsk, buffet for breakfast again. so sick of it. :( after that, snorkeling! this time round was even scarier than the first time b'cos we were brought to some sea and in the middle of nowhere, the speedboat stopped and that is where we are going down to snorkel. it's was really deep and I hestitated for around 5mins before i get down in the sea. don't laugh at me, I know I'm a scaredy cat but daddy is also no better! I got down only when he did. heehee.

the corals and fishes there were really pretty. and guess what!?! I SAW NEMO'S FRIEND, DORRY! so cute lah omg hahahaha. sorry abit too excited. swim swim swim swim like a fish. there's a crowd of ppl over there and I feel kinda claustrophobic but the number of fishes simply outnumbered us. WOW. after 2hours or so, we have to go back but the underworld is so attractive we can't bear to leave. :( in the end, we have to swim really quickly back to the boat. pffft, also ran out of breath.

lunch next and snorkeling again!
Day 3 (14/06/10)

(waking up to this marvelous view)

(bathing again, for at least 4 times a day)

(see how messy our room is by day 3! major havoc)

(look at those two monsters. hahahaha)

(exhausted after bathing and eating and snorkeling and singing k.)

(*speechless. too chio for words)

(aww how i love the sun and the glittering waters)

Day 4 (15/06/10)

I MISS REDANG ISLAND. :(

holiday trip to Pulau Redang

2010-06-18T12:03:00.000-07:00

MY LIFE IS AWESOME! MY LIFE AWESOME! MY LIFE AWESOME! b'cos I've been to Redang while you losers out there are still stucked in this pathetic homeland of yours. hahahahahaha. ok stop.

so.......erm, how should i start? oh btw, we didn't went snorkeling in day 1. I realised I made a mistake while I tried to recall. so, we had our breakfast and time to get change for snorkeling at marine park! speedboat to our destination and off we went................*bvoom broom.

millions of fishes gathered when I took out my bread (daddy stole it from the buffet earlier on hahahaha so clever). I was screaming my lungs out when the fishes surrounded me. ticklish, funny feeling huh. the thing I hate most bout swimming in the sea is that the seawater is so salty! crap i know but wouldn't it be nicer if the seawater is sweet instead of salty? what's worst is that my stupid sister will panick, grab me and push me deep down into the water everytime the fishes swim near her. you can now go estimate how many gallons of water I drank within the 2 hours of snorkeling. -.-

for the rest of the day, it's just lunch, swimming, nap, shopping at gift shop, dinner, visit lalaland. (I got no idea why my pictures are not as clear as they were after being uploaded through blogger. it's all taken with dslr you know. :( urgh, bear with it.)

Day 2 (13/06/10)

(the resort we stayed in, Laguna resort. :>)

(why so pwreeeeety!? i can just live there loafting around forever.)

(sorry, me and my dad are self obessed. :( hehe)

(on the boat to marine park!)

(ding dong sister hugging on me like koala bear. tsk!)

(look at the big group of fishes that surrounded us when we threw in tiny bits of bread. mad cute.)

(now you know why i said i feel claustrophobic. this is the part where there were lesser ppl. can you imagine?)

(group photo. click to enlarge. blogger ruined all my chio photos!)

(taking a stroll to the gift shop)

(hehehe cowboy look! daddy says he's the most handsome man on the whole Redang Island when he put on this hat.
hahahahaha thick-skinned. unfortunately, i can't find that particular photo.)

that's all for day 2. blog bout day 3 and 4 again, soon. :)

holiday trip to Pulau Redang.

2010-06-17T03:57:00.000-07:00

I shall spilt the entry about the trip into 2 or maybe 3 parts b'cos there are too much photos to be uploaded. I look hideous in the majority of the photos. (I always look uglier in pictures, saddists may cheer now) so anw, the trip was fabulous! everything was plain beautiful at Redang Island(or Pulau Redang). finally had the chance to embrace the nature, blend in with the surrounding, slower down the pace and just enjoy the peace. MMmmMMMm such nice feeling. :)

air-->land-->sea. we went through all 3 kinds of transport to get there. flying Firefly airline for the first time was quite pleasant. the light snacks provided were yummy. heee. after an hour flight, we alighted at Kuala Terengganu and hopped on the van for a 20mins ride. got down at the jetty and the trip by boat lasted for 1hr30mins........................*yawns.

finally, we arrived! everyone was dead beat and yawning all the way. we were all half asleep due to the early flight and all. board on the tram and headed for our breakfast buffet. nobody's in the mood to eat anymore b'cos all were astonished by the breathtaking scenery and busy snapping photos away. every single soul there was obessed with the crystal clear sea and vast blue sky. I went "awwww" upon seeing the different shades of blue. I should say, it's simply GORGEOUS.

after breakfast we went to our room to settle our luggage and took a little rest. lunch next and went for a swim in the pool. it's rather boring but we decided to give snorkeling a miss b'cos all of us were so tired. around evening, we went back to bathe,chage and buffet again.

right after dinner was snorkeling time but this time round I didn't joined in. I was sulking all the way b'cos it has been a long day and I'm really exhausted but they are all still happily swimming around admiring at those fishes. :( after awhile, we got back to room, showered and ZzZzzZzzZzzzZZz, sleepytime!

yup. that pretty much sums up day 1. pictures below. :)

DAY 1 (12/06/10)

(go budget. it's only an hour flight)

(sissy, mummy, daddy♥)

(camwhore camwhore camwhore! it's 5am in the early morning I need sth to keep me awake)

(view from plane. looking so alike to view from google map)

(love my fat thighs? well i can give my extra fats to you for free! nice deal.)

(toilet at Kuala Terengganu's airport look so budget. pfft)

(yay we reached! holding on tightly to the bag of treasures. bag full of snacks and drinks!)

(view from the balcony)

(spot that amazing beach, sky, sand, sea and everything! goodness)

(look at my bloodshot eyes. I screamed like I'm mad each time the seawater got into my eyes. hurts like a bitch)

(messy messy hair with red red cheeks)

end this entry with this chio picture. hahahahahaha. I wanted to take a picture of my rosy cheeks but I didn't know how it came out this way. oh btw, how do you like them? i mean my rosy cheeks. is it awesome or awesome? :) now my skin is peeling off due to over exposure of sun for the past 4 consecutive days. ok enough said. blog again in a few days' time. check back again ppl. :)

inspiring souls.

2010-06-07T10:23:00.000-07:00

i saw this on GMH (gives me hope) and it really touches me so deeply.

"My uncle was dying of cancer.
He promised that he'd watch Shrek 3 with me but he was always too sick. I then went on a school trip for a week, and was worried for him. But the day I came home, we all sat in his room watching Shrek 3 and I could hear him laughing. That night he died. He waited and fought, so he could watch it with me. GMH."

after reading, the next thing i knew was my eyes brimming with tears. i can feel the pain and heartache of having a loved one being so sick yet putting on a strong front while trying his very best to fight against all odds just b'cos of his nv ending love towards you. i know because someone dear is going through it now. it just hurts so badly, at times.

muackx2.

2010-05-26T23:23:00.000-07:00

MY LIFE IS SIMPLY AWESOME.

b'cos i know how to take care of my r/s problems well and won't cling on to ex-boyfrined. HAHAHAHA joke.

also, my twinneh is chio and cute even without acting but look at y'all! opps biggest joke in the history. heeee
ok i promise this shall be the last ugly post i'd ever write for actchioyq and actcuteys. thank us huh. ('.')v
insults hurled are compliments made. IF YOUR THINK YOU'RE SO GREAT and our life is sucky, don't read my
blog nor do the same things as we did. many lovesssss. (since you just fell out of one) TEEHEEHEEHEE!
anw, we are definitely NOT your secret admirer lah. want admire also find chio/hadsome one. great sense of
humour arh, hahahaha nice try! but still have room for improvement.

this is for your:

rock on uglies. \m/
Single does not = desperate, miserable or insignificant.

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2010-05-22T09:05:00.000-07:00

Well should i thank you coz you take us as an inspiration?
I usually have no comments towards people who do the same thing as I did (indirectly copying) but i really cannot tolerate the acts of YOU, this kind of arrogant people who thinks you're oh-so-gorgeous, doing the exact same stuffs yet thinking that you're that original trend starter. Being not able to match your clothes is worse than being able to afford them. Don't think so highly of yourself, you're not that great afterall. True friends are people who speak what they think but not what you think they should speak,sadly you don't have any. I think you have been hearing only the superfical compliments all along which makes you overly confident. I'm actually squeezing out some time to write this post coz i think you need a wake up call. Nothing wrong being a follower but do you mind crediting us? MUAHAHAHAHAHHA! I'm sorry that my blog don't have a "follow" button, I'll work on it. SOON. Do continue to read our blog, our secret admirer ;)

p/s. awaiting for your "criticism".

how fuckin' true.

2010-05-19T07:40:00.000-07:00

RIGHT, stop being so preachy.

stop going on and on about God like you know him so well.

you don't play chess with him everyday, do you?

the sick world i live in.

2010-05-06T03:11:00.000-07:00

why is my life so pathetically pathetic. (it's not a qns, it's a statement.) i just failed 2 maths tests recently and got humiliated miserably. of course it's not sth i want but i really can't understand graphs. (i did try!) i didn't know losers like you love it so much to be compared with others that are of lower standards. is it to boost your ego? cover up for your low self-esteem? or just plain show off?

when someone asks you for your test results, it's either that person is
1) a sweetheart that is showing you genuine concern.
2) a boastful stupid arse that is preying for some poor fellow to brag bout how "lousy" their results were when actually their results were 3 grades higher than yours.
3) a sad kid that has done badly for the test and he/she asked about your results to either know if you were lower than him/her or maybe plan failed, got insulted by your intelligence instead.

i just met 2. it's like i'm already ultra depressed with the kind of marks i have received and eyes brimming with tears but this braggart still can't stop bugging me. instead of speaking some words to console me, that person scornfully asked me bout how "well" have i done while waving her well done test paper enthusiastically to protest when she has already seen how my expression was like. for God's sake, read my face. it fuckin' shows it all! i was real disappointed and gloomy and on the verge of crying while this boastful moron pestered me for quite a while till she eventually shut her mouth up cause i got so pissed, i shown her the "shut-up-or-i-shall-kill-you-now" eyes.

fml. i have met so many idiots in my whole life. history and maths 2 papers tmr. time for you to laugh at me again. anticipated!?!?!? actually, i secretly weep everytime i got the unexpected-under-expectation results when i did study hard for it. now you can imagine how many gallons of tears i have shed each time i fail my maths. FUNNY? disappointing enough, others only know you did work hard when you acheive good results and when you don't, ppl look at you like you're a full time slacker that nv studies.

i'd admit i hate studying but it's not everytime that i go for tests unprepared with no revision done. I DO alright. it's just that others around me don't know b'cos they don't even bother to look at me without all the prejudices. don't tell me being bias is human nature, keep that bullshit to yourself. thus, don't ever take the trouble to ask bout how bad/good i have done. it's was NEVER your bizz, nosey parker. how much can you expect from me?

goodbye for a little while cyberworld.

2010-05-02T00:58:00.000-07:00

studying session @starbucks failed. LOL
MYE's round the corner, best of luck kids.
cya after mid-years. MISS ME OKEH! (^-^)

IF I ONLY I CAN,

2010-04-25T03:28:00.000-07:00

I JUST WANT TO GO ON A VACATION,

dreaming bout our future in the early morning,

spend time building little sandcastles by the beach,

picnic n chit chat on the soft comfy grassland,

read a romance novel as the sun sets,

sipping raspberry tea at the balcony n see how birds fly,

sing childhood songs till the night falls,

sushi platter for midnight snacks,

snuggling in bed with my favourite cute pooh,

enjoy every minute of the day,

and feel how great life can actually be.

isn't it simply wonderful?

noob twinneh. \m/

2010-04-21T00:00:00.000-07:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEE WANYI! ♥you're now 15 but still underaged for 'Monga', SO SAD UH.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
You are ________ (fill in with any good words you can think of!)
Awesome
Brilliant
Cool
Ding dong!
(since it's your day, make it to 'Dazzling' then, hee)Extrodinary
Fun-going
Gorgeous
Hilarious
Interesting
Joyful
Kawaii
Lovely
MARVELOUS!! :)

i did rack my brains to think of this (kind of) short list of words k,
so it should be quite amazing since i am a full time vocabulary nazi. hee.

OKAY, for more, click here. :)THE END.

flea = fun.

2010-03-27T11:15:00.000-07:00

HEYYYYYYYYYY darlings.
i'm back after a week of projects here and there. attended a flea held at scape youth park and shopped aimlessly at fareast plaza, managed to get 2 tops like WOW. here comes the proudest moment of life: i have finally contributed to earth hour after 14 consecutive years of wasting electricity. heehee i ought to be proud. can't believe starbucks actually "motivated" me to walk briskly all the way from somerset to orchard. doesn't seems far to most but look! i have got abnoramlly short legs. :( pictures below but due to the dim lights at night and also partly of the earth hour, the quality isn't that fantastic. scram now if you think your photos are way too artistic for those to be compared with mine or if you think i have monstrous looking face or if you think girls that camwhore are loathsome bitches.

don't ask why are we so cute, it has always been a qns too tough for us to ans. :) puke now, it slims you down. oh ya, also don't wonder why am i wearing this top and bottom again, it's not that i don't not have any more apparels but it's only the second time i wore this so.. shut up alright! ok nights lovelies, see me in your dreams.

STARBUCKS' THE COOLEST SHIT ON EARTH.

a helluva week of holiday.

2010-03-19T06:56:00.001-07:00

oh hi! been so long since my last blog entry, i literally forgot about updating my blog due to the piles of holiday assignments. to be honest, there's barely anything that i can write about. i'm just preoccupied with homework every single day thru out the March holidays. of course, like as usual, the ever flowing load of homework cracked me up.

anw, here for the good news: i deactivated my facebook account like finally! i personally hate reading up websites that does not update even in a long while. the same goes to my fb account too. i abandoned it for ages and it has been so long since i last went in there to take a look. everytime i log in, nth pleasant strikes me in particular. too anti social i guess. but well, there's not much things i can do in there. it was supposed to be a web used for socialising but if you do understand me, you should totally know that i will nv degrade myself to approach another soul just to 'make friends'. i mean like, hey what's the point? you know that deep down in your heart, that person isn't someone you would love to spend time with if you're given a chance. so just shut up and go away, you aren't that desperate are you? ok i think you all are.

get on to sth else, it's a terrible news to me but it should be a great news to you ppl out there, especially the fat boys and girls. i think, ok think, but it still seems pretty obvious that i gained weight. nice thing you got to know isn't it? now fat boys and girls, you got to be happy b'cos someone joined your in! i'm stuck under the fat girls category. HAHA. goodbye, i didn't know i actually got the potential to type a full page of nonsense.

time for some laughs:

laugh at this if you're bored.

2010-03-13T20:09:00.000-08:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAPPY HOLIDAY!

friday.

2010-03-12T07:53:00.000-08:00

we looked totally spastic in the second picture, michelle looks cute in the second last photo! HAHA. we went on an attempt to starbucks to complete all the 12 different sets of homework. we failed to accomplish the task like duh. it was an attempt and an attempt is meant to be end up with.. failure of course. :) we were spending hours there laughing, joking, doing work and sipping the Java chip. ew that makes me feel real sick.

byee!

It's pornography

2010-03-11T01:33:00.002-08:00

not gonna blog so frequently b'cos my life is so dull this few days.

but fret not, meanwhile you can look at the picture above and ponder!

so,WHICH PAIR OF BOOBS DO YOU OWN?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

SHOO SUCKER.

2010-03-08T01:23:00.000-08:00

OK. i just lodged a police report regarding the online exposure of pornography to underaged personnel. YAY you this idiot is gonna get it soon! :D (look at that conversation below!)

xiaozhu-luv@hotmail.com : joanne
                                         you there?
- (Joanne.)/: ?

xiaozhu-luv@hotmail.com : sorry for showing you my dick
                                         hope you had the best present ever

- (Joanne.)/: -.- go hell lah
                    it's ok i just lodged a police report. :(

xiaozhu-luv@hotmail.com : really?

- (Joanne.)/: kid you not.

xiaozhu-luv@hotmail.com : kid you not? what are you talking about?

- (Joanne.)/: your english is of low standard. can see your intellectual lvl is really low.
                    and this ongoing conversation will also be handled to the police for investigation purposes.

xiaozhu-luv@hotmail.com : k, BYE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. that lifeless brat just scram off like some coward. COOL OR WHAT? c'mon continue to show others more of your dick lah, so that more evidence would be gathered and handle over to the authority. anw, has your fugly kuku undergo the process of decomposition yet? :) see i actually shown you concern. nope, i'm just showering some care on your worthless dick. thank me uh. :)

alert to girls.

2010-03-06T23:31:00.000-08:00

hmph. i think i needa warn ppl here.

i encountered the most terrible thing ever ytd. right it was my birthday but that fucking imbecile refused to leave me alone. a guy i presume, by the display name of "xiaovin" in msn, added me with his sucky email xiaozhu-luv@hotmail.com. he was really good at acting socialable i should say, he said he was there to wish me a happy birthday. don't ask me why i added him so stupidly, it's because there are a few contacts in my msn that often change their mail so i just accepted without much consideration and that should be the last thing i would have ever do!

ok then, he showed his fucking black small wrinkly ugly kuku at the display pic and thought it was amusing. i was shocked and hopping mad after seeing that. ok i only saw it for like 3 secs but his kuku was so fugly i could form an immediate impression of it in such a short period of time. of course, i deleted and blocked this fucker lah.

so, nv add anonymous in msn. it could just be another retarded ass trying to show off his disgusting penis to everyone, menstruating all over the cyber world. i hope this moron's kuku will be affected with gangrene and rot off irrevocably. thus humiliated by others that he has got a rotten birdy! :D pls, the reason of God giving you such small kuku is to fuck those hardcore bitches, not to harass others by flashing it. you have used your kuku for wrong purposes and your intellectual lvl is extremely low. i guess bacteria is the only culture that is found in you fucker. act like you have got some education lah!

p/s. not only the email of that dimwit mentioned above is showing this, there might include other email too.

i'm 15.

2010-03-05T06:40:00.002-08:00

It's fifth of march, I see wrinkles!

million zillion trillion thanks and hearts to those who actually took the trouble to wish me a happy birthday/presents/cards. you all rocks my smelly yellow socks, yay! love to the fullest k. ♥ :) I'm too tired to continue on after such an eventful, long tiring day. alright, g'night world!

smartyshorty!

What's been lost can someday be found

CNY

Snippets

A year flew by

Beach trip

Jobless

Graduation night

Cleared

Red Star Restaurant

Suffocation, breathlessness

Bits n' pieces

People help the people

Talking to an idiot is tough

My weekend

Becoming a meatball

CHOP CHOP

JB

Life as a teen

-

It's a colossal waste of time to argue but still.........

Tippy toe

Shopping day

Crazy frog brothers

My dad

I am so depressed because my holiday is lame...

Bored.

小时候的我

Life filled with sorrows

Skinny love

Tao's

Monday blues

Hilarious

The handburger

A year older

Nom Nom

School

Lesbian couple

It's holiday!

NC16

Last

CSI: The Experience

Why blend in when I can stand out......with my fat belly.

How's life?

Tired

Awkward moments

The last few days of 2010

Spending your time

Dinner at Putein

04/12/2010 -- 11/12/2010 part3

04/12/2010 -- 11/12/2010 part2

04/12/2010 -- 11/12/2010 part1

28 November 2010

Short getaway

Here's what to do for a lazy Saturday:

I love everything that I have got

Finally a day out

BOTEJYU

17th anniversary

Teppanyaki at some idk what hill

Our plain silly conver in our boring school life

Universal Studios Singapore

Singapore flyer

First time cooking at home

I screwed up my life a little way too much

Back in a little while.

I wanna scream at the top of my lungs

LALALALALALALA

boring day.

my all time favourite cartoon movie

yummiest burger.

10th July 2010

it's only a dream, i know it wouldn't happen.

holiday trip to Pulau Redang

holiday trip to Pulau Redang

holiday trip to Pulau Redang.

inspiring souls.

muackx2.

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how fuckin' true.

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